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Fly away and never come back ...It was a toss-up between sleep and here ... 12월 28일 The phenomenon that is BREAKFAST ...It's funny, this whole breakfast thing. Roughly estimating the number of my friends who have breakfast, less than a third of them actually sit down to eat to break their fast in the morning. And the variety of ways to start off the process of eating and metabolism in the morning - it boggles the mind!
There is the full continental breakfast, which I assume consists of eggs, bacon, sausages, toast, perhaps even omelettes, spinach, mushrooms, argh! I honestly how the europeans can eat so much at breakfast time and not have the highest proportion of obese people in the world.
Then there is the korean way, where breakfast, lunch and dinner are all alike but differ in the sort of soup or main side dishes that you have. And general goes from light to heavy in terms of how fill the side dishes are in breakfast up until dinner. Scary.
Then there's the cereals, the toast, the toasty cereals, the mueslis, the porridges, all the other funky yummy quick and easy stuff. And THEN there's the even faster, quicker and easier stuff that come in liquid form. All you need in one hit, and you don't even have to prepare! But in order to attain such convenience you have to sacrifice taste. And really, who wants a blended form of fruit, milk and weetbix in one hit? But it's interesting. No matter how much dieticians, doctors, health professionals and personal trainers drum into us that breakfast is so important, a significant proportion of us don't eat breakfast. Why's that? Are we not swayed by the benefits of eating breakfast? Is it because that we have to eat a healthy breakfast and all the yummier choices aren't? Are we not afraid of the pressing future of obesity, disease, death? I am one of those people who doesn't really eat breakfast and has reasons for not doing so on certain days. I am fully aware and cognisant of all the reasons why I should eat breakfast, what it would mean if I did regularly eat breakfast and what type of breakfast to eat to make it infinitely beneficial to my well-being and health, present and future. But who cares? Really. There are days where I will sleep in and it'll be lunch time. So obviously I won't be able to have breakfast. Or days when I have to wake up at some ridiculous hour in the morning to be able to have a shower and get to work on time. On those days, there is no way in hell I am waking up even earlier to gobble down some cereal and milk that would most likely make me explode at a later stage of the day. Ah who knows and who cares. The human race is a funny but fickle species. And we try so hard to understand ourselves and find that no matter how hard we try, we never will be able to understand ourselves. 3월 11일 True randomness is bliss ...What is your average bowling score?
I think it was 100. Not too sure, haven't bowled in ages. Is rap severely overrated?
Popularised rap is overrated. The old school rap, when broken down into its constituents and valued for its timeless lyrics, is never overrated. I don't care if you smoke or not. Would you smoke Malboros or Camels?
I've never heard of either brand. But I'd choose Camels because I like riding camels. It's so much fun, camel riding! Which state do you think has the stinkiest environment?
This question was probably directed for an American, but I think Queensland has the stinkiest environment. All those tourists in a sauna-like environment ... BO must run rife in that state! If you were granted $10 million dollars, would you go live in North Dakota?
What's so bad about North Dakota? If it's remote, then sure! I'd buy a huge ass plot of land there to feed and "house" my menagerie of pets. Even though no one has seen him in person, do you think God exists still?
I believe that a deity does exist, but I don't think that they exist in the form we Humans have attributed to it. The concept exists, but the idealisation of that concept doesn't. But because we believe something is out there and we humans have this need to define the undefinable, we have created concepts to appease that need. Would you rather have a $500 boombox or a $500 car sound system? Not both.
$500 car sound system. Don't know why, considering that I don't have a car but it sounds like it would entail more than just one $500 boombox =P Would you drive a Chevrolet Camaro Z28 or a Nissan 350Z?
Nissan 350Z, has a cuter rounder sexier ass than the Chevy. How many stars do you think are in the sky?
Gazillions to the power of gazillions. Would you rather be in a pit of snakes or in a water tank with piranhas?
Either or. You're just as likely to die in a pit of snakes than in a water tank with piranhas so it's not too big of a choice. Have you ever picked your nose until it bled?
No, but I've blown my nose until it bled. I hate that feeling that something in there is impeding my ability to breathe =P What is your favorite box of cereal?
Cornflakes. Have you ever seen an eel?
Sure. I've even eaten an eel. Is it true that if you fear nothing, you love nothing?
That depends on how you view it. Is this view due to the thought that one sees fear and love as a dichotomy or that because fear and love are both based on emotional states, to be without one is to not be emotional about anything? I believe fear is based on instinct, because we have a healthy fear of things that may kill us. Love is something we learn to do, and something we learn to program into our survival system, because we learn to think that we need love to survive. So because I believe we can't NOT fear anything, the rest of the question becomes obsolete. What is your favorite game show?
Don't have one. They all bore me. What would you do if you got locked out of your place and you were naked?
Try to find a way back into the house. Or hide in the garage, grab a box, wear it and wait til someone came home. Why are spiders feared but not lady bugs?
Because spiders have that wonderful ability to turn your insides to pure liquid so they can suck out everything inside of you. Lady bugs don't. Plus it's essential to our existence that we have a healthy fear of things that may kills us. Why are people so ignorant when they are driving?
Because as soon as we get into our metal boxes, strap ourselves in and turn on the ignition, our main goal is to get to where we want to go as quickly and efficiently as possible, while using the least amount of energy as possible. Why are people so selfish and careless about others?
Because we are programmed to think of ourselves first. And as hard as we try, we can never be truly emphatic with another because we don't know how they truly think or feel about the world around them. Where's the most ticklish spot on your body?
Sides? Kneecaps? Elbows? I'm ticklish everywhere ... Does this name sound gay... Charles Eugene Craft II?
The parts of the name that do sound effeminate are the "Eugene" and the "II" parts. And perhaps the way the ending consonant of each part doesn't seem to clash with the first consonant of the following part. Why does gay marriage bother people when they aren't invoved in it?
I don't have a problem with it as long as they're committed to their vows and what not. Perhaps it's the fear that homosexual people may have more success in achieving a happier marriage state than heterosexual people. Who knows. If you had to paint a picture, what would you paint?
I'd paint entities which didn't exist in the world except in my mind. Would you rather live in a castle or an amusement park?
A castle. Provides endless opportunities as long as you have your imagination to guide you. An amusement park is limited by our ability to recreate things in our imagination. Have you ever been hacked on Myspace?
Not yet *touches wood* Does it/would it piss you off?
Not really. I'd just make another profile and add all my friends again. A comedian once said cemeteries were pointless... Do you agree?
Perhaps, seeing that after 100 years, your grave is no longer yours. It's not YOUR plot anymore. I'd rather be cremated and sprinkled in the ocean. Have you ever ran with scissors before?
Most probably from one room the other, but not in anything like a marathon. Make a guess... how many tissue boxes have you used in your life?
Hundreds. Do you know anyone who has a pig as a pet?
No, but if you know someone, give me a buzz. I want a cute black piglet as a pet. What's the most annoying tv show out there?
All the game shows. Do you know who Tom Tucker is?
Have no freaking clue. Who's your favorite NFL team?
Can't stand NFL. What's your opinion on clouds?
They're fluffy like fairy floss. Mmmmmm, coloured sugar in the form of clouds, yummy. How many deaths in your first family have you experienced?
None so far. There is only four of us in my immediate family. Too many members of our extended family has passed on though. If you could, would you burn a Abercrombie and Fitch store to the ground?
Perhaps, just for the sake of burning something to the ground. I'm sure they can afford it. Would you burn a Build a Bear store to the ground?
No, what did they ever do to you? How much money would it take to make you retire early?
Enough money so that my family can purchase anything they want, whenever they want and not have to worry about owing money for the rest of their lives. Is it possible for a normal person to win the lottery or is it rigged?
It's possible. But how much money would you have to put into it to win that kind of money? Scary how we can be reeled in by the power of our wants. Would you ever live at a place with black grass instead of green?
Most probably not. Due to water restrictions, I am currently living at a place with yellow grass. If you could be any kind of bird, what bird would you be?
A phoenix. If that can't be arranged, I'd like to be an eagle. When you lose the remote, do you look for the remote 1st or manually do it?
The lazy being that I am, I look for the remote first. If I still can't find it, I'll do it all manually. What's the funniest road sign you've ever seen?
I haven't seen any that have made me laugh. Should there be a test for SUVs so only non power hungry people drive them?
Or perhaps a test where SUVs are only driven/used in places where it's needed - rugged terrain, dirt roads, etc. Do you like to eat at Arbys?
Ok, this is definitely a survey catering for citizens of the US =P Would you rather have great friends or a great romantic relationship?
Great friends. Romance and relationships are overrated and become quite redundantly boring after the novelty has worn off. Do you think we need to control the human population soon?
Perhaps. Or perhaps it will control itself when we become frustrated with each other and kill each other off to save ourselves. Can unbreakable combs be broken? Sure can! False advertisement from cheapo asian places should be a crime ... 12월 21일 Tis the season to be jollyThought I might publish an entry in regards to the festive season. I hope everyone is going to be doing something they love during Christmas and the New Year, resting up until we face the inevitable dawning of 2007. 2007 has come already. Pretty soon we will be celebrating the dawning of 2010 and I will finally be able to jump up and down in front of the tv for at least a month in order to celebrate the spectacle that is the World Cup. Actually, I was just bemoaning that fact, having to wait 4 years til the next World Cup would come around. I just wish that the event will be filled with fantastic football skills rather than the lack of skills exhibited by the referees.
Anyway, back from that unappetising tangent, I wish everyone : THE MERRIEST CHRISTMAS EVER AND THE HAPPIEST, CHAPPIEST NEW YEAR TO DATE!!! Until next time, little kiddies, the kooky one melting in this hot weather. P.S. Would it really be stupid of me to venture out to the city with friends for New Years? The proposition didn't sound stupid at the time ... 11월 6일 Objectivity ... and all that entailsYou know, there is something about objectivity that's so refreshing ... It gives you another spin on things, most often a negative, cynical and more accurate perception of what you thought was reality. Everything is so clear when you're looking at a slice of someone else's relationship, picking up all the key clues hidden away under a mountain of emotional blackmail and the most inventive bullcrap you've seen in your whole life. Curtains open, the orchestra starts and the proverbial light bulb is flashing like the red and blue lights on top of police cars. Nothing is hidden from your eagle eyes, every dirty truth is aired for the world to see. You hope that by shoving into your friend's face all the things that they have been hiding themselves from in the name of "(insert whatever they want the most)" that they will also see the light and dump the other "person"'s sorry ass before they experience any more heartache. And I've been on the receiving end. Oh I have. I've frustrated friends with my constant denials, inventing excuse upon excuse to keep what I have going. I approach them with my anger and dissatisfaction with it all, end up unloading it all onto my friends' unsuspecting shoulders and then end up defending the sorry bastard/bitch against my friends. How twisted is that?! Why do I do it?! I won't take my own advice, let alone anyone's else's. That's just how chicken shit I really am. Because it hurts. It hurts to let it all out only to have it cut down in such an emotionless fashion, to let it be dissected and analysed til the cold, hard and ugly truth spills out like blood splurting out of one's jugular. If the process of just baring it to someone is so painful, how can I expect that someone will swallow my advice and implement it from the get go. I can't. I don't carry those kinds of expectations. The only expectation that I except them to have is that I'll be sticking around long enough to see them happy. I'll be there as you "relapse" into these kinds of moods over and over and over again ... because I know how it is to relapse ... to go back to something because it's all that you knew and because you know that it'll always be there instead of going out there and starting all over again. I know, you're talking to the person who's the biggest wimp this side of the universe. It's hard enough when the people who really want to be there for you get the busiest when you need them the most. I understand that. It's so hard that the only person who really is there ALL THE TIME is the person you shouldn't need at all. The only constant in your life. Or so you thought. 11월 5일 Thank Zeus for YoutubeMmmmm, stuff the fact that he smokes. I'm still in love with Ben Mckenzie *collective sigh of love* Hahahahahah I'm sure someone's lunch is coming back up right now after reading that. Sorry guys. It's all youtube's fault really, showing me glimpses of him on talk shows, snippets from the OC and getting punk'd. There's something endearing about a celebrity you like being able to survive with his dignity intact after getting punk'd. Mmmmmm, must get my thoughts out of the gutter and into study mode. Oh but he's such a yummy distraction, bwahaha. I've been catching up on ALL the korean music videos I haven't been able to see from YEARS and YEARS ago. Like all Boa's old stuff, some stuff from Bi (Rain), and all these other funky korean bands. I know some of you don't agree with my fetish for kpop. It's addictive in a quirky sort of way ... sort of like what MSG is for asian noodles = THAT kind of addictive. Ah, and it doesn't hurt that they're all buff and dance really well ... And for this, I have Youtube to thank. Oh and all the people who post up this kind of stuff. Geniuses! Still haven't taken the edges off the cravings so I'll get back to it .... emmerse myself within the wonderful, colourful and vibrant world that is Youtube ... Disclaimer: This was in no way, shape or form a blog entry to promote Youtube. It was actually a blog entry about me falling back in love with Ben McKenzie. Puke away, bwahahahah! 11월 3일 The attractiveness scaleI stole this off Ronnie's website, it was just too funny to just let sit there. When I first saw it, I couldn't stop pissing myself laughing. It's the funniest thing I'd seen in AEONS! And it's so true too, something to which I know everyone could relate ...
Now ... without further ado ... here is ... THE ATTRACTIVENESS SCALE!!! 11월 2일 Matchmaking is hard work
I just found out that Ben McKenzie smokes ... eww ... so put me off him. But then there's a high chance that Martin Henderson and Gerard Butler smoke as well. It's as if it's a sign from fate telling me to give in already. Apparently I'm attracted to smokers. Either that or the ratio of smokers to non smokers is ridiculously skewed and I just happen to pick the ones that smoke. It's unfair. It's hard enough when I'm scouring the populace for someone who is worthy of my friends. No guy is good enough. That's not to say that I'm TOO picky when it comes to my friends. I have introduced them to several male friends of mine but I haven't heard any "click, click, clicking" from either party. That's just the way life goes. There are going to be more people you aren't going to click with than those you will click with, even on just a friendship level. I guess that's why I cherish the friends that I have. I'm not exactly the easiest person to get along with and am usually the hardest nut to crack. I'm an introvert and would rather stand on the sidelines and watch the drama enfold instead of getting into the thick of things and instigating the drama.
Matchmaking is hard work =P
Ah well. I feel safe in the goal that I have of becoming a hermit. I'm going to have a huge farm of just GRASSY LAND. I'm going to have at least 3 pets, and one of them will be a pet cow. I've got it all planned out, just need to make a ridiculously amount of money to feed me and my animal clan til we all die off and leave this funny planet. It'll be my little piece of paradise in the peace and quiet. |
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